Friday, December 20, 2013

Readers: Step Away from the Book

It’s happened again. The literati (agents, editors, and the like) have spoken One trend in teen fiction is over, and another begins. Dystopian novels, paranormal romance—in fact, the entire genre of fantasy is SO last year. Now we want—well, we’re not sure. Maybe realistic contemporary fiction. Maybe anything that is not one of those things.
Vampires, werewolves and angels—head to the unemployment office. Wizards, pack away those wands and learn a useful skill, like—like—well, we told you not to go to wizarding school.
All over the world, writers are deleting files, tucking manuscripts away in drawers, or trying to figure out how to convert a dystopian vampire romance into contemporary realistic fiction.
            All over the world, teen readers are...hey! Readers! I’m talking to you. Close your books NOW.  Haven’t you heard? Time to move on. Just stop already.
            See how well that works.
            Trends begin because a reader falls in love with a book. This one particular book. Often, it is not the kind of book that is supposed to be, well, popular. It’s the kind of book that ambushes a reader. And this ambushed reader tells another reader, who tells another reader who talks about it at school, or posts it on Facebook or Pinterest or wherever they hang out.
When a reader falls in love with a book—this one particular book—she asks librarians and booksellers and teachers, Do you have any more books like this one that I love? The smart librarian or bookseller or teacher knows that she is not just looking for another book with a moody boy or a dragon on the cover. She is looking for another book that will give her that same rush of joy, that recognition of self, that feeling of context and connection.
This brushfire of reader love burns more and more brightly as it spreads until the flames are high enough that somebody in publishing notices. And, says—aha! THIS is what readers want. But what exactly is it?
What it is, is a vampire book.
And the call goes out to agents, and editors, and those few journalists that are still out there (journalism is over, too) that vampire books are HOT. Buy more of these. And writers get the message—write more of these. And somewhere, a writer pulls her beloved vampire manuscript out of the drawer and knows that NOW is her  hour. Other writers put aside their contemporary realistic fiction, grit their teeth, and begin to craft stories about vampires. And, because it's not from the heart, maybe it's a bad story.
Eventually, a reader has her heart broken one too many times by a book that promised to be just like that book she loved, and wasn’t. She has learned through bitter experience not to judge a book by the moody boy cover; not to listen to the seductive words of the publicists who tell her that THIS book is just like that book that she loved. She knows that she is going to have to work a little harder to find that next book.
An agent sits with a slush pile full of bad vampire romance, and realizes that he cannot stomach another one. And a publisher with a list of bad vampire fiction that is not selling says, WHOA! Send me something else. Anything else. And a trend dies an ugly death amid disillusionment and disappointment.
But that reader is still looking. And, like as not, the book that started the firestorm in the first place is still selling, because that was the book that readers fell in love with in the first place. Guess what—it’s STILL a great book.  There are STILL great books out there in every genre. The hard part is finding them.It's not about the genre, or the pitch--it's the execution.
            The ugly secret is, nobody knows what readers want until you tell us.
Author’s note: I was all ready to post this, and then I learned that the blog is dead.  So for those of you who are offended, I'm sorry. I never was all that good with authority.

Friday, November 8, 2013

Yallfest--Charleston, SC 11.9.13 My Schedule

My Yallfest Schedule 
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Charleston, SC

MUSIC HALL = Charleston Music Hall, 37 John St. (Amazon Mainstage)
BALLROOM = American Theater Ballroom, 446 King St.
(Epic Reads/HarperTeen Stage)
CINEMA = American Theater Cinema, 446 King St. (CreateSpace Stage)

11 am
Libba Bray (The Diviners), Cinda Chima (The Heir Chronicles),
Melissa de la Cruz (Witches of East End), Mike Johnston (Frozen),
Lisa McMann (Crash), Veronica Rossi (Under the Never Sky)
Moderator: Leigh Bardugo (The Grisha Trilogy)

12 pm
Blue Bicycle Books, 420 King St.

2 pm
Presented by CreateSpace
Cinda Chima (The Heir Chronicles), Kami Garcia (Unbreakable), Nancy Holder (Teen Wolf), Tahereh Mafi (Shatter Me), Ransom Riggs (Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children), Veronica Rossi (Under the Never Sky)
Moderator: Lev Grossman (The Magicians)

6 pm
MCs: Gayle Forman and Adam Gidwitz

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Keeping Busy at the Bookfest

I love bookfests. For one thing, there’s always someone to talk to, even if it’s just the author at the table next to you. Networking is important, right? Plus you’ll usually get traffic, even if you’re a debut author and nobody has heard of your book. Even better, the people you meet actually came there to buy books. How cool is that?
The downside of bookfests is that they often require you to sit at a table for seven or eight hours, trying to look warm, engaging, and interesting, e.g., not desperate. 

Author Looking Warm, Engaging, and Interesting
 Any daylong author event is going to involve a certain amount of downtime, when the crowd thins out. Like during the Panel featuring the Really Popular Authors. Or the chocolate dessert demo in the auditorium. I was once at a bookfest where Paula Deen was the keynote, and let me tell you, I was totally the bridesmaid at that wedding.
Sometimes the customers who are there are not your target audience. For instance, you’re pitching a middle grade book about serial killers. The crowd is mostly grandparents buying for their grandchildren. Middle graders would be all over it. Grandparents—not so much. 
            So most authors have developed strategies for making good use of that downtime. There’s only so many times you can straighten up the piles of books or refill the candy dish, right? The savvy author doesn't waste a minute.
Author tweeting to college roommate: Guess where I am?
Fortunately, I recently attended the Buckeye Bookfest in Wooster, OH, where there were many good examples of authors with stellar time management habits. I'm going to share some of their strategies here. 

For instance, a lull in the crowd might be just the time to catch up on your correspondence. There was that really important email from your agent, for instance. And you do need to sign off on that half million dollar publicity campaign.

Actual Customers Will Be Lucky To Get Any
Smart authors maintain healthy habits. That candy dish looks mighty tempting. It's important to keep up your strength, right? But authors know better than to fill up on sugary treats. Besides, that candy is for CUSTOMERS.
Author Trying to Figure Out How This Thing Works

Speaking of strength, physical fitness is important. Maybe a little physical therapy is in order to limber up those writing muscles.  Much can be accomplished in a few minutes of downtime. 

Author Stealing Other Authors' Ideas
Many readers don't realize that downtime at bookfests can be  a great time to begin researching  your next novel. 

Author practicing his autograph
In fact, this may be a great time to WRITE your next novel.  Why not? It's interesting for readers to see authors at work. Now that you know what you're doing, how hard could it be? Also note the savvy marketing strategy.
Hiding People Magazine Inside
Maybe you'd like to catch up on your reading. Prospective readers will be impressed with your literary eye. 
Author Reaches Next Level on Dungeon Hunter
This might be just enough time to review possible designs for your next book cover.
Authors Sharing Latest Gossip
Group events can be a great time for developing mentoring relationships. Most authors are more than willing to share their wisdom with others. 
Author succumbs to candy-induced sugar crash
Just remember: it's important to pace yourself. A day at the bookfest can be grueling. There's nothing wrong with taking a little break now and then.

With thanks to authors Faith Durand, Mindy McGinnis, Geoffrey Girard, Sam Thomas, Tricia Springstubb, Rae Carson, Mary Ellis, and Kylie Logan.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Happy Book Birthday, The Enchanter Heir!!

If anyone is still awake, check out the fabulous Enchanter Heir book trailer debut and giveaway over on The Story Siren !

Monday, September 23, 2013


With YA authors Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl, and Rachel Caine
Monday, October 14, 2013, 6:30 p.m.
Brookfield Square Mall Barnes & Noble
95 N Moorland Rd C1, Brookfield, WI 53005

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Magical Cleveland

My first published novels were the Heir Chronicles (2006-2008) a contemporary fantasy trilogy set in the fictional college town of Trinity, OH.
The Enchanter Heir,(Hyperion, 10.1.13) is the first of two companion novels to the Heir series. Here, the action moves from the small-town sanctuary of Trinity to the big city—into the gritty industrial landscape of Cleveland. 
Cleveland’s industrial heart is a spectacular setting for an urban fantasy. The Cuyahoga River bottoms known as the Flats are forested with the iron skeletons of bridges: lift bridges, swing bridges, railroad and road bridges.
lndustrial buildings line the pitted streets—marine businesses and factories alternating with shuttered clubs and waterfront bars. Lake freighters shoulder their way up the crooked river to unload cargo at the Port of Cleveland.
This is a place where the lurid flare of steel mills still light up the night. Despite the encroachment of residential lofts, condo conversions, and craft breweries, it is still a place where longshoremen move cargo, steel is forged, and people actually make things.  
Much of the entertainment action has moved up the hill into the Warehouse District, the oldest neighborhood in Cleveland, one that is being reborn as a residential district. Here, bars, music clubs, and restaurants hum with activity nearly every night.
This is, after all, the birthplace of rock n roll.
When you write novels set in real places, it requires a bit of research. If you get things wrong, you get emails.
Excuse me, but actually XYZ bar is on the east side of the river, not the west, and so in that scene where the zombies are chasing Fitch and Jonah, they couldn’t possibly have…
You get the idea.
To prepare for the gig, I took one of the Take A Hike walking tours of the Warehouse District offered by Gateway Cleveland Afterward, I walked around the Flats, soaking up the sights, sounds, and smells of the waterfront.
A bridge tender called down from her cabin to ask what we were up to, skulking around, taking photographs of the workings of her bridge.  “I’m a writer,” I said. “There’s going to be a battle on top of your bridge.”
“For real?” she said.
Soon after, we heard the clamor of the bridge alarm. The bridge deck rose, and a lake freighter squeezed through.

Where Magic Happens in CLE
Some Cleveland Locations in The Enchanter Heir
 The Anchorage: the “special school” established for Thorn Hill survivors, and underwritten by music promoter Gabriel Mandrake, who also happens to be a sorcerer. Also the headquarters of Nightshade, a team of assassins who hunt the undead; housed in several buildings somewhere in the Warehouse District
The Keep: Mandrake’s nightclub, adjacent to The Anchorage; a showcase for touring bands and up and coming local talent; somewhere in the Warehouse District
The Carter Rd. Lift Bridge: where Jonah encounters shades behaving badly; Cleveland Flats
B&O Terminal
Carter Rd Lift Bridge
The B&O Railroad Terminal: a secret meeting is held in a location modeled after this shuttered terminal on Sherwin-Williams property (Cleveland Flats)
Detroit-Superior Bridge: Jonah Kinlock uses the closed trolley level to travel across the river valley undetected
Settler’s Landing Park: often used as a meeting place on neutral ground

For more information about the characters and events in The Enchanter Heir, visit my website here, or read about it here and here.

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Home of the Blues

The Enchanter Heir: 
Soundtrack of the Blues

“… the twisty narrative works, propelled by the deft characterizations of tortured, frustrated, desperate Jonah and fierce, feral, determined Emma and held together by the ubiquitous soundtrack of the blues, both literally and metaphorically.”
Kirkus Reviews, The Enchanter Heir
When I was in my teens, I was the lead singer and the least-skilled guitarist in a couple of bands. We sang the songs of the mid-century folk revival; songs that told stories, including traditional ballads, and rock and roll that could be adaptable to our acoustic stylings. I even tried my hand at song-writing, but always felt more comfortable as a lyricist than a composer. Though I wouldn’t call myself a musician, music has always been important to me.
Maybe because I’m a storyteller, I’m especially smitten by the people’s music—the folk and blues and country and gospel music that entwines with people’s lives, telling their stories when no one else will. It’s the music that was carried from town to town by the traveling minstrels of the old world. It’s a music that has stirred passions and sent men to war and soothed the widows and orphans left behind. It rises from cotton fields and country churches and after-hours clubs in the grittier parts of Chicago, Cleveland, Memphis, and Detroit.

The blues tells the sad stories of the working class—of mistakes made, of jobs lost, brushes with the law, and the good dying young. The stories are stuffed full of murders, betrayals, devil’s bargains, and lovers who just won’t be true.

This music is always on the move--changing and evolving as it gets passed from hand to hand. It is imperfect and unproduced—vetted only by the test of time. It persists only because it speaks the kind of truth that grabs the heart and won’t let go.
The power of music is an important theme in The Enchanter Heir. Jonah Kinlock is a survivor, left so damaged by a magical accident  that the only way he can connect with others is through music—through his guitar and his intoxicating voice.
Emma Greenwood is a musical prodigy; an unschooled wild-child raised in Memphis by a grandfather who builds guitars and channels the blues. It is music that brings Emma and Jonah  together—and a shared history that threatens to tear them apart.

Many of the chapter titles are the names of blues songs. Maybe some are already familiar to you. If you want to hear more, you’ll find my Enchanter Heir playlist here on Spotify


Thursday, September 5, 2013

The Enchanter Heir

When my sons were thirteen and sixteen, I began writing a fantasy novel for teens. We all loved reading fantasy fiction, and I thought it would be cool to write something they would enjoy reading. The story focused on Jack Swift, a midwestern high school student who discovers he’s among the last of a guild of magical warriors. Jack’s being hunted by wizards to play in a magical tournament known as the Game—a fight to the death.  I called it The Warrior Heir.
After four years of revision, and lots more writing practice, The Warrior Heir sold, and then the companion novel, The Wizard Heir, and finally The Dragon Heir, which brought the previous stories together and tied them off neatly.
We called the trio The Heir Chronicles. I then moved on to another teen series, the Seven Realms.
 I have been so fortunate. Both of my series have been New York Times bestsellers. The Heir Chronicles have continued to find new readers, seven years after the first book was published. Readers (and my publisher) have been asking whether I might consider writing more stories about the warring magical guilds known as the Weir. 
 I was wary. I hate it when I suspect that an author is stretching the equivalent of five stories into ten books with ten advances. I would much rather leave readers wanting more than fading away when they realize they have totally been there and done that too many times.
Readers move on. Writers do, too. I’m not the same writer I was in 2008, when the last of the Heir novels was published. I’ve changed—improved, I hope, but I worried that the reader looking for the exact same reading experience may be disappointed. 
Could I really go home again? And, yet, I knew there were more stories to tell in that world. And so, I agreed to write two more Heir novels.
How hard could it be? I thought. I have my magical system, I have my world, and all I have to do is get the old band of characters back together.
I think it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done.
First of all, I had to find a way to pick apart the tidy ending I’d crafted and get my characters in trouble again.  
Secondly, I found myself trying to write amid the din of a thousand voices in my head. Over the past seven years, I’ve received lots of feedback from editors, readers and reviewers. No writer can satisfy everyone, and readers often disagree. You know this, if you’ve ever read a series of reviews of a book on Goodreads or Amazon. One reader says a novel is slow-paced, another says it’s rushed. One says there’s too much info in the first chapters, another says there should have been more up-front world-building. One reader loves a character, another finds her annoying.
Plus, once the new books were announced, readers weighed in.  I hope you’re planning to give Linda and Leander more stage time, one wrote. You neglected them in your last book.  Or, I hope you’re planning to bring _____ back to life. He was the best character ever until you killed him off.
Meanwhile I was hearing from Seven Realms fans demanding to know why I wasn’t writing more fantasy in that world.
I had my own goals as well. I wanted to write a twinset of stories that a brand new reader could pick up and read without confusion. Stories that could stand alone, but would be a satisfying read for fans of the first three novels.
My readers know that I love to tell a story from different perspectives, because the truth often lies somewhere in between. I began asking the what-if questions.
What if some members of the “underguilds” decided to win the ongoing battle against the oppressive wizard guilds once and for all? Could there be a scenario in which wizards are actually the victims? Where genetic engineering and magic collide to create a whole new set of conflicts and unanticipated consequences?
Of course there could.
And so I did what I’ve done before: I brought new characters onstage, while giving familiar characters some stage time, too. In honor of the new novels, my publisher has refreshed the covers of the original three books and designed a fantastic cover for The Enchanter Heir.
Perhaps you can go home again.

The Enchanter Heir debuts October 1, 2013, with The Sorcerer Heir to follow. Read more about it at For updates and other news, visit my Facebook page here: or follow me on Twitter @cindachima . Stay tuned for the release of a free short story linking the redux to the first three novels, and featuring one of my favorite characters, the wizard Leesha Middleton.

Monday, August 19, 2013

The Enchanter Heir Tour!

 I look forward to meeting you all as I travel around the country, schlepping books, bookmarks temporary tattoos, and other swag. One of the best parts of this job is meeting readers and other booklovers including booksellers, fellow authors, and librarians!

If I'm not coming to your "neck of the woods" as my mother would say, fear not! If you'd like to pre-order a signed copy of The Enchanter Heir, contact my local indie, The Learned Owl, and they will fix you right up. Info is here Please let them know on the order form to whom you'd like it personalized.

Austin, TX
Austin Teen Book Fest
Saturday, September 28, 2013
The Austin Convention Center,
500 E. Caesar Chavez St.
Austin, TX 787011485
See 40 awesome authors of books for teens!

College Station, TX
Author Appearance and Signing
Barnes & Noble Booksellers
Sunday, September 29, 2013, 4 p.m.
711 Texas 6 Business  
College Station, TX 77840
(979) 764-8955

Houston, TX
Author Appearance and Signing
Blue Willow Bookshop
Monday, September 30, 2013, 7 p.m.
14532 Memorial Drive
Houston, TX 77079
Phone: 281.497.8675

Salt Lake City, UT
Author Appearance and Signing
The King’s English Bookshop
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
1511 South 1500 East
Salt Lake City, UT 84105

Provo, UT
Author Appearance and Signing
Provo Public Library
Wednesday, October 2, 2013, 7 p.m.
550 N University Ave  Provo, UT 84601
(801) 852-6650

Los Angeles CA Area
Author Appearance and Signing
Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore
Wednesday, October 3, 2013, 7:30 PM
2810 Artesia Blvd., Redondo Beach, CA 90278

Portland, OR
Saturday, October 5,  2013
Oregon Convention Center
777 Northeast Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard
Portland, OR 97232
(503) 235-7575

Seattle, WA
Author Appearance and Signing
Third Place Books
Monday, October 7, 2013, 7 p.m.
17171 Bothell Way NE, Lake Forest Park, WA  98155

Bellingham, WA
Author Appearance and Signing
Village Books
Tuesday, October 8, 2013, 7 p.m.
1200 11th St  Bellingham, WA 98225
(800) 392-2665

Minneapolis, MN
Author Appearance and Signing
The Red Balloon Bookstore
Wednesday, October 9, 2013, 6:30 pm
891 Grand Ave  St Paul, MN 55105
(651) 224-8320

Cincinnati, OH     
Books By the Banks
Saturday, October 12, 2013, 10 am to 4 pm
Duke Energy Convention Center
Cincinnati, OH

With YA authors Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl, and Rachel Caine
Monday, October 14, 2013, 6:30 p.m.
Brookfield Square Mall Barnes & Noble
95 N Moorland Rd C1, Brookfield, WI 53005

Hudson, OH
Author Appearance and Signing
The Learned Owl Bookshop
Tuesday, October 15, 2013, 6-8 p.m.
204 N Main St  Hudson, OH 44236
(330) 653-2252

Wooster, OH
The Buckeye Bookfair
November 2, 2013, 9:30 to 4 p.m.
Fisher Auditorium, OARDC Campus, Wooster, OH

Charleston, SC
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Blue Bicycle Books, the American Theatre, Charleston Music Hall, Upper King Street, Charleston, SC
Dozens and dozens of your favorite YA authors eating pie and talking books!

Friday, August 9, 2013


Well, now. More than a week has passed since my last giveaway, and a lot has happened. The rain stopped, I had a fantastic birthday, and The Enchanter Heir got a starred review from Kirkus!
Here's an excerpt:
...the twisty narrative works, propelled by the deft characterizations of tortured, frustrated, desperate Jonah and fierce, feral, determined Emma and held together by the ubiquitous soundtrack of the blues, both literally and metaphorically. Chima orchestrates a world gravid with smoke and grit and sudden death, throbbing with hopeless longings, messy affections, festering resentments, passionate hungers, inevitable betrayals, and miraculous flashes of beauty and grace.
A smoldering story soaked in tears, sweat and blood, constantly threatening to blaze into an inferno. Spellbinding. 

Whoa. Fans self.  I also received more Enchanter Heir ARCs from my publisher and my first actual copies of The Crimson Crown paperback (coming your way October 1.) 

And, so...I think it's time for another giveaway! 

Here are the deets! I'm giving away signed Enchanter Heir ARCs and swag to three lucky winners. Begins tonight at midnight, ends in seven days. If you won before, please give somebody else a chance to win. U.S. only!
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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Incredible Enchanter Heir ARC Giveaway!!

Vacation is over and it's rained for 15 straight days. What can I do to cheer up?
I know!! I'll have a giveaway!
Now, what do I have that people might want? Well. I DO have some advanced reading copies of The Enchanter Heir.  And bookmarks. And temporary tattoos...

The Enchanter Heir is the fourth book in the Heir Chronicles, but it is a companion book. This means that you do not have to have read the first three books in order to enjoy this one. 

Jacket Copy
 They called it the Thorn Hill Massacre-the brutal attack on a once-thriving Weir community. Though Jonah Kinlock lived through it, he did not emerge unscathed: like the other survivors Jonah possesses unique magical gifts that set him apart from members of the mainline guilds. At seventeen, Jonah has become the deadliest assassin in Nightshade, a network that hunts the undead.

Emma Claire Greenwood grew up worlds away, raised by a grandfather who taught her music rather than magic. An unschooled wild child, she runs the streets until the night she finds her grandfather dying, gripping a note warning Emma that she might be in danger. The clue he leaves behind leads Emma into Jonah's life-and a shared legacy of secrets and lingering questions.

Was Thorn Hill really a peaceful commune? Or was it, as the Wizard Guild claims, a hotbed of underguild terrorists? The Wizards' suspicions grow when members of the mainline guilds start turning up dead. They blame Nightshade, bringing tensions between the groups to a head.

Racing against time, Jonah and Emma work to uncover the truth about Thorn Hill, amid increasing concern that whoever planned the Thorn Hill Massacre might strike again.

The Deets
I'll give away advanced reading copies of The Enchanter Heir with related swag to THREE lucky winners (U.S. entries only.)

You MUST enter using the Rafflecopter entry box below. There are 3 ways to qualify: Tweet about the giveaway, Like my CindaWilliamsChima Facebook page, or comment on this blog.

If you DO win, I do hope you'll post an honest review/comment post on Goodreads, Amazon, Shelfari, Twitter, LibraryThing, or your school bulletin board, but I am not the review police. 

Contest ends July 14th at midnight. Good luck, everyone!!

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Friday, June 28, 2013

Running in the Rain with Lobsters

I’m the kind of person who gets caught in the rain a lot. I don’t know if it’s related to some sin I committed in a previous life, or perhaps a lack of proper obeisance or ritual in this one. All I know is, the weather gods are out to get me.
            So we’re in Denali National Park, AK, and we’re trying to get in a hike, but the weather is saying, “Dare ya.” it’s been thundering and grumbling all day, punctuated by brief bursts of fat raindrops. Our raingear is, of course, back in our room.
When we visit the park service’s sled dog kennels, the thunder intensifies. During the sled dog demo, the sky shakes loose enough raindrops to drive some viewers out of the stands. We hold our ground, but I’m convinced that we’ll be drenched before we get back to the bus.
            But, no. After a bit of bluster, the rain backs off again. So, finally, we head into the woods, but by now it’s getting late. After just a mile, we’re chased back to the Visitor’s Center by the threatening weather, the voracious mosquitoes, and the risk that we’ll miss the last bus.
            Back at the lodge, we decide to cross the road to buy provisions at the little grocery there. I worried, though, that, having made it through the day more or less dry, we were going to be caught in a downpour between the store and the lodge.  At least, that way, the suspense would be over.
            But, no. We make it back to the lodge unscathed. Still, I am uneasy. This is not the way things go for me. I can’t shake the notion that the weather gods are elbowing each other, snorting with suppressed glee. Wait till you see this!
            We go to the restaurant next door for dinner, and find there’s a forty-five minute wait. The hostess hands us one of those restaurant pagers, inexplicably shaped like a lobster. Who knew lobsters were native to Alaska?
I weigh the lobster in my hand. “If I go back to my room and do some work, will the pager work in there?” I ask.
The hostess nods, so I carry the lobster back to my room, accessed by an open-air second floor gallery. It’s a stiflingly hot night in Alaska, where air conditioning is non-existent. Many of my neighbors have their doors open. It resembles a big-city tenement in July, populated by confused tourists.
Lightning blazes, thunder crashes, and the skies finally open up. The rain comes down in torrents, and at that moment, the lobster goes off. In fact, it has a hissy fit.
Now, most of these restaurant pagers are content with flashing lights and vibration. This one does all that. Plus, It literally roars.
So I run out the door of my room, carrying the roaring lobster, and streak down the gallery, pelted by rain, past a dozen open doors. The occupants of the other rooms gape at me, an apparition drenched in rain, reeking of mosquito spray and sweat, clutching a roaring lobster. And the gods laughed.
Whatever it was I did, weather gods, I am so sorry.